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douchebaggery

📘 English Definition(英文释义)
  1. The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:\r
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  3. - the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards\r
  4. - using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style\r
  5. - wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants\r
  6. - the sideways peace sign gesture\r
  7. - overdone pursing of the lips\r
  8. - too many visits to the tanning salon\r
  9. - pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos\r
  10. - following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "[goatee]")\r
  11. - adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"\r
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  13. See [Guido] or perhaps [frat boy] for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
  14. > At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.